Thursday, June 26, 2008
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
Nada está tão ruim que não possa piorar ainda mais! ;-)
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (from Monty Python)
words and music by Eric Idle
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For
life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
Sunday, June 22, 2008
18
O número passou e eu não comemorei - para dizer a verdade, nem tenho tantos motivos para comemorar assim. 18. Eu estou 18 quilos mais magro. Para ser exato, já são 18,3kg. Perdi 1,3kg em 10 dias e os 18 em 40 dias.
Desde a última contabilidade, os números não melhoraram - aliás, só pioraram. Continuo sem receber os reembolsos do seguro médico (agora são mais recibos e menos reembolsos), tive mais uma crise renal e parei de virar hellraiser.
Falando do número 18, em hebraico ele pode ser traduzido por "chai" (חַי) (pronuncia-se "rrái"), o que significa "vida".
Vida...
Vou adesivar o meu carro: "Quer perder peso? Pergunte-me como!".
PS: A saúde se foi, mas o humor negro permaneceu intacto!
PS2: A imagem com o número 17 e o 18 são dos personagens da Vila Sésamo e estão no site da PBS Kids (EUA).
O Tempo
O tempo é muito lento para os que esperam,
muito rápido para os que têm medo,
muito longo para os que lamentam,
muito curto para os que festejam.
Mas para os que amam, o tempo é eternidade.William Shakespeare
